Apr. 24th, 2030 04:10 pm
stayb100ponyboy: (decisions)
Hello, you've reached Equius Zahhak.

I'm not available to take your call right now; leave your name and a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Unless you're Vantas... in which case, hang up immediately and never call this number again.


Sep. 22nd, 2020 10:28 pm
stayb100ponyboy: (eh)
Here's where you can tell me what you like, what you don't like, what you want more of, and what needs improvement. All comments are screened for your privacy and convenience.
stayb100ponyboy: (best thing)
Just general stuff about what your characters can do to him, rather than the other way around. I totally ganked this from Karkat-mun and then modified it for Equius.

Backtagging: Absolutely.
Threadhopping: Not a problem.
Fourthwalling: Shouldn't be too much of an issue, as Homestuck tends to break the fourth wall on its own. Just ask first, please, if it's something major.
Offensive subjects: As Equius is kind of a racist douche, it's much more likely that I'll be the one offending you.

Hugging this character: Go ahead... he'll freeze and not move while you do it, and probably drip a bunch of blue sweat on you in the process.
Kissing this character: If you want to... again, you'll be braving copious amounts of blue sweat.
Flirting with this character: Think long and hard about this, because if he finds you suitably high-blooded, he'll probably never leave you alone if you do. Or if he finds it depraved to be flirting with you, which he very well might. Expect awkward, heavy-handed flirting, the likes of which haven't been seen since a middle-school dance. If you start barking orders at him, he'll be yours forever.
Fighting with this character: I wouldn't recommend it; once he gets going, it's hard for him to turn it off and he could seriously hurt you if you provoke him.
Injuring this character: Yes, but plot with me first.
Killing this character: Talk to me about it first, please.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Man, if you want in there, all the more power to you! In all seriousness, though, as a highblood he's fairly resistant to psychic attacks.
Warnings: Equius is really, really strong, and he doesn't always control it very well. So if he's not touching your character or avoiding physical contact with them, it's probably because he likes them somewhat and doesn't want to hurt them. He can also be pretty racist and he isn't shy about speaking his mind on it.

Troll Text:Like all the trolls in Homestuck, Equius has a typing quirk. He writes in blue, Courier font, and uses some interesting symbols in place of letters.  It looks something like this:

D --> I don't see why you wouldn't want to see this b100 writing
D --> It is e%quisitely b100
D --> Only a f001, neigh, an idiot, wouldn't be interested in it

If you don't want to see that, let me know and I will not use it when sending texts to your characters. It will be assumed that Equius is still using them, just that your character isn't seeing them.
stayb100ponyboy: (genuinely happy)
OOC: my apologies for not putting this in one of the other threads, but I wanted to get it up and I'm having LJ problems!

Read more... )


Dec. 19th, 2011 03:46 pm
stayb100ponyboy: (stoic)
STRONGly filtered away from Excelsior Expatriot Darkleer

[The video feed pops on, showing two of the bubble's younger trolls, happily returned back to their home under the sea. Now though, at least one of them has a very serious expression on his face.]

So, after doing some research, we've discovered that it's customary to give gifts this time of year. We understand that it is a "family" thing, and even though trolls don't really have families the same way humans do...

Aww, don't all be like that, babe. Lusii are like fuckin' family if a motherfucker lets them be.

Er, yes. We have an adult custodial guardian, which is like a lusus, except he's a troll like us.

We think the human term for someone like this is a "dad." And we want to do the right thing and get him some gifts for this holiday, but we don't know what to do. What do you typically get a "dad" for Christmas?

[Suddenly Gamzee pushes up a little from his previous lazy spot, leaning over Equius' shoulder and staring at the SFC with an almost serious expression.]

It needs to be some shit what would all get him real jazzed, aight? Motherfucker needs to be happy more.

[OOC: Answers can come from Equius or Gamzee or both!]


Nov. 2nd, 2011 10:51 am
stayb100ponyboy: (anxiety)
[Equius' voice is cracking and frantic with worry.]

Gamzee... come on, where are you? If you're playing Hide and Seek, you won, I can't find you! Where'd you go?


Oct. 28th, 2011 10:44 pm
stayb100ponyboy: (whoops)
STRONG filtered from Gamzee Makara

So... there's a lot of humans here, right? Can you answer something for me?

You have this ritual that somehow revolves around wearing a white hat with a long piece of lace behind it and throwing flowers. I believe it's called "magnetomony" or something similiar.

Can one of you please explain that to me?
stayb100ponyboy: (genuinely happy)
[The video feed crackles on, showing an angled view of the fourth district, near the elevator construction. It looks like the SFC has been dropped on the ground, and then jostled until it turned on... perhaps it was jostled by that blue, warking streak of chocobo demon that just ran past?]

[Regardless, it shows the elevator, rapidly nearing completion, and Equius Zahhak in the foreground. In deference to the snow, he's wearing a long, hideously patterned scarf that's trailing out behind him and a pair of blue gloves that are shaped like cat's paws, but no sleeves. No pants either. Tank tops and shorts forever.]

[He looks up at the elevator, and to those more familiar with his facial expressions, it's clear that he's pleased. Whether this is about the elevator or the snow is up for debate; perhaps it's both! He kneels and picks up a handful of snow, shaping it into a snowball--a snowball with the density of a black hole, but a snowball nonetheless--which he studies for a moment before putting it down and rolling it across the ground, making it bigger.

Audio 002

Sep. 2nd, 2011 10:52 am
stayb100ponyboy: (whoops)
/Filtered to Lea

Hey, Lea, can I get your help with something? I've having chocobo problems and would deeply appreciate your input.
stayb100ponyboy: (whoops)
D--> Hello Wataru
D--> Do you remember when we talked about doing STRENGTH training together sometime

D--> Are you still interested in that

D--> Because if you are, can we meet this Saturday
D--> I'd really like to get some practicing in

[OOC: backdated to whenever the week of Wataru's birthday party is supposed to be!]


Jul. 7th, 2011 09:27 am
stayb100ponyboy: (frustrated)
Does anyone know any human cures for sneezing and coughing? I seem to have come down with something, and there aren't any troll remedies available r-r-right... n-n-n-...

[Cue a thunderous sneeze, and then the audio cuts out.]

[OOC: backdated to Monday, July 4th.]
stayb100ponyboy: (isolated)
[The SFC feed clicks on, showing a small, darkish bedroom and someone wrapped in blankets like a cocoon, completely swaddled and hidden. The feed rolls cheerfully along for a moment or two, until the blankets shift, falling away as the person under them props himself up on one elbow, his back to the camera. Even without seeing his face, it's pretty difficult to not recognize Equius Zahhak just by his size and broken horn alone.

He reaches out with one hand, fumbling for something on a small table on the other side of the bed. The camera catches just a glimpse of a glass full of water before it shatters in his grip, the breaking sound almost unbearably loud in the otherwise silent room.

Equius' shoulders roll forward, hunching in around his chest, and he appears to study his hand for a moment, watching a few trickles of blue blood run down his fingers, before he grunts and pulls the blankets back over his head. The blankets move around him as he curls into a ball and sighs, deeply, before he stops moving.

The feed keeps running for another couple of minutes before it cuts off.

[OOC: backdated to before this thread, and the morning after the curse wears off.]

Video 001

May. 25th, 2011 06:08 am
stayb100ponyboy: (Default)
[The video feed clicks on, and for a moment all it shows are splashes of color and a blur of motion. Then it focuses, showing a certain blue-blooded troll staring back at it. The bags under his eyes are bigger and darker than usual, and he just generally looks like a bit of a mess. He's in a reclining position, and is that... yes, that's definitely a pile of horns he's lying on. You could even call it a Horn Pile.

His voice is low, calm, and completely serious when he speaks.]

Ladies and gentlemen of Vatheon, I know that some of you are already aware of this, but the human Wataru Kurenai is missing. If anyone sees him, please contact either myself, Equius Zahhak, or the Highblood Gamzee Makara immediately.

[Something nearby squeaks, almost like someone shifted on a pile of horns, and Equius glances off-screen for a moment, and he can't hide the way his face softens, just for a instant, before hardening again when he looks back at the SFC.]

If anyone is looking for me, I'm staying with the Highblood for the time being. Don't bother me unless you have something important to say, or unless you know where Wataru is.

[A short pause, like he wants to say more, and then whatever is off-camera squeaks again, drawing his attention, and the feed cuts off.]

[OOC: backdated to May 23rd.]
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